Trendy Funny Quotes

  • As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.
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  • The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.
  • How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?
  • I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.
  • I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.