36 Funny red quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

  Commentary:
  😂👚 "Supporting an accidental new fashion line: 'Oops, It's Pink!' Let's make laundry mix-ups trend!" 👗🧺

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

  Commentary:
  "Red, blue, and way too true! 🍷😅 Cheers to testing the limits of 'it's 5 o'clock somewhere!' 🕒🍻"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

  Commentary:
  "Sharing is caring, right? 🎸😂🤘 #RockOnNeighbors"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

  Commentary:
  "They realized it was just the camera's way of saying 'I see you!' 📸😈😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

  Commentary:
  "Fun facts? More like fun-sized chaos! 🚩😜 #LivingOnTheEdge"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

  Commentary:
  "Fueling up for a non-stop flight to the nearest restroom! 🚀💨😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

  Commentary:
  "Perfect plan, unless my bed wants to start a conspiracy against me! 😴🛏️🔍"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

  Commentary:
  Haha, same! I’d need an avant-garde disaster cover story just to survive the wardrobe check! 😅🎨✨

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

  Commentary:
  Ah, modern dating – where we play a game of 'spot the red flag' and hope for the best 🚩🤔 It's like choosing between a bouquet of red flags, hoping for a rose amongst the thorns! 🌹😂 Remember, sometimes the red flags are just waving at you, not warning you! 🚩🚩🚩 #DatingDilemmas

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  3 months ago

  Share →: People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when red-eyed demons were a common photographic occurrence! 👀👹 Now it seems they've upgraded to a more subtle, human-friendly glow. 📸✨ Keep your eyes peeled for any unexpected flashes of demonic red in your next group photo!

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