No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

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89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

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Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

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Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

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I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

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If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.

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Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

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Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

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Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

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I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

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Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.