No thanks, I’m already in a committed relationship with reading. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Swiping left on dating apps because my true love is the library πβ€οΈπ€£ Related funny posts π€ Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department). Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia. Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are. A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other. Dating apps arenβt working. Iβll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.