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Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

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Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

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If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

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Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

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Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

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Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

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Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

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Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

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If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

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I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

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Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

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The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

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In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.

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Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

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“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

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Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

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If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

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Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

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In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.

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I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

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The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

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You can generate images with your mind whenever you want. You don’t even need AI.

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I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

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What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

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Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

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According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

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If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

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My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

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“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

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The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

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Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you’re spending as you put things in your cart.

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Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.

Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

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Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

One thing that sucks about being grown-up is not being able to say, “My mom said no,” when you don’t want someone to come over.

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Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.

Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine?

The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

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I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

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I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

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Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

In my retweeting era, because I’m just speechless.

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