Nobody cleans better than somebody that’s pissed off. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you're scrubbing the floor like it owes you money 😤🧹💨 Related funny posts 🤝 The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”. Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off. If you pretend you’re erasing the evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you’ll do a better job, and it actually becomes fun! I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.