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If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

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Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

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When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

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Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

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I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

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It’s so important to have people in your life who expand your snack horizons.

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Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

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My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

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“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

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A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.

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I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

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Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

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The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

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I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

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I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

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I’m already sick of tomorrow.

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Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year.

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Can’t wait to overuse the “My husband said,” “Let me phone my husband,” “I’ll ask my husband.”

I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

My brain is on airplane mode today.

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Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

Adulting’s a total scam. Bills, taxes, and a laundry pile that breeds in the dark, were not in the brochure!

We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

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