Nobody makes songs about shawty anymore. Where is she? Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Shawty probably took a rapcation and is living her best life off the charts! Related funny posts π€ A bad relationship can ruin a good song. Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits. If you turn your phone off for 1 day, youβll realize itβs still 2007 outside. Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child. Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.