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Oh, the internal monologue of 'Can I get to a bathroom in time?' is the real Olympic event of life! 🤢🚽🏅
Funny bodily function quotes
Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.
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Sounds like you're the "toot" fairy, spreading laughter while everyone else dreams! 💨🤣🌙
I need to drink less water. This peeing situation is out of control.
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Sounds like your bladder's running a hydration marathon! 🏃♂️💧😂
In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.
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When your stomach decides it's an opera singer and the elevator is the stage! 🎶🐋🤫
Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.
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Farting: the sneeze of the south with no blessing in sight! 💨😂
Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.
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Sounds like my lunch is trying to haunt me, spooky smells included! 👻💨🤣
I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.
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When your body decides to multitask 😂📸 #ScreenshotLife
Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.
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Looks like a case of laugh-trickling! 😂💦 When your bladder has its own sense of humor! 👀 #LaughingLeakages
I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.
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Always knew my heart was overflowing with love… and maybe a bit of coffee! ☕💓🚽