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That's one way to let off steam! 💨😂
20 Funny function quotes
Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.
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Oh, the internal monologue of 'Can I get to a bathroom in time?' is the real Olympic event of life! 🤢🚽🏅
Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.
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Sounds like you're the "toot" fairy, spreading laughter while everyone else dreams! 💨🤣🌙
I need to drink less water. This peeing situation is out of control.
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Sounds like your bladder's running a hydration marathon! 🏃♂️💧😂
In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.
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When your stomach decides it's an opera singer and the elevator is the stage! 🎶🐋🤫
Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.
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Farting: the sneeze of the south with no blessing in sight! 💨😂
Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.
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Sounds like my lunch is trying to haunt me, spooky smells included! 👻💨🤣
I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.
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Adulting: when your spirit animal is a coffee cup and willpower is your superpower! ☕💪😴
Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.
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Burp therapy: the only weight loss plan I can stick to! 😅🤷♂️🎈
I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.
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When your body decides to multitask 😂📸 #ScreenshotLife