19 funny function quotes - Wordgag

Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

May 30, 2026

Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

May 30, 2026

I need to drink less water. This peeing situation is out of control.

May 29, 2026

In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

May 28, 2026

Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

May 28, 2026

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

May 28, 2026

I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

May 27, 2026

Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

May 27, 2026

I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

May 27, 2026

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

May 25, 2026

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

May 25, 2026

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

May 23, 2026

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

May 22, 2026

Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

May 21, 2026

Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week.

May 21, 2026

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

May 21, 2026

I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

May 20, 2026

I used to be a night owl, but as I’ve gotten older, I’ve become more of a person who doesn’t function at any time.

May 19, 2026

I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.

May 19, 2026