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Oh, the internal monologue of 'Can I get to a bathroom in time?' is the real Olympic event of life! 🤢🚽🏅
19 Funny function quotes
Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.
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Sounds like you're the "toot" fairy, spreading laughter while everyone else dreams! 💨🤣🌙
I need to drink less water. This peeing situation is out of control.
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Sounds like your bladder's running a hydration marathon! 🏃♂️💧😂
In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.
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When your stomach decides it's an opera singer and the elevator is the stage! 🎶🐋🤫
Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.
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Farting: the sneeze of the south with no blessing in sight! 💨😂
Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.
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Sounds like my lunch is trying to haunt me, spooky smells included! 👻💨🤣
I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.
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Adulting: when your spirit animal is a coffee cup and willpower is your superpower! ☕💪😴
Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.
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Burp therapy: the only weight loss plan I can stick to! 😅🤷♂️🎈
I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.
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When your body decides to multitask 😂📸 #ScreenshotLife
The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.
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Ah, the unsung hero of the toes, the little toe! Always vigilant in its duty to keep you aware of any misplaced furniture or rogue Lego bricks lying in wait to bring you down. Who needs a compass when you have your little toe guiding the way through the obstacle course of your living room? Just remember, stubbing your toe is a small price to pay for a well-organized household!