Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Just trying to illuminate the situation, one lamp at a time! π―οΈπ‘π" Related funny posts π White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage. I didnβt go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco. How is this the same brain that used to remember everybodyβs phone numbers? When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name. I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.