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Life's aiming for a fruit salad chaos, armed with watermelons instead of lemons! 🍉😅🍋
26 Funny throwing quotes
Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.
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Adding "whereupon" makes me sound like a medieval scribe trying to get through a 9-5! 📜😂
You know you’re getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.
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When even your grocery list starts grooving to the beats, you know it's time to embrace your inner supermarket DJ! 🛒🎶🕺
Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.
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When dinosaurs RSVP "absolutely not" to coverage! 🦖📞🤢
You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.
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Guess that’s why drones were invented—to safely deliver discarded boyfriend belongings! 🚁🧦📦
The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.
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"Perfectly on point—and on impact! 📚💥😄"
Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.
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Guess I need to find a new hobby that won't involve dodgeball training 😂👉⚠️
Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.
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When you channel your inner Zen master instead of your inner WWE wrestler 😂🪑💫
I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”
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"When you hit the age where boxes have more appeal than diamonds… 📦💎 #BoxGoals"
Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?
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"When you're expecting a romantic view but get toe-tally surprised instead! 🤦♂️👣🤣"