26 funny throwing quotes - Wordgag

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

May 22, 2026

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

May 21, 2026

I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

May 21, 2026

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

May 20, 2026

My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

May 20, 2026

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

May 20, 2026

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

May 20, 2026

Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

May 20, 2026

Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

May 19, 2026

Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

May 18, 2026

You know you’re getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.

Apr 1, 2026

Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

Mar 31, 2026

You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

Mar 31, 2026

The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

Mar 31, 2026

Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

Mar 30, 2026

Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

Mar 30, 2026

I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

Mar 30, 2026

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

Mar 30, 2026

Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

Mar 30, 2026

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

Mar 28, 2026

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

Mar 28, 2026

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

Mar 28, 2026

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Mar 28, 2026

My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

Mar 27, 2026

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

Mar 27, 2026

Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

Mar 27, 2026