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"Looks like someone went from fergalicious to fergusting real quick! 🤢 Maybe a little ferga-recharging is in order! 💁‍♂️ #NotFeelingFergaliciousToday"

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I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

5 days ago

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Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

2 weeks ago

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Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

6 days ago

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Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

6 days ago

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The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

7 days ago

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If you see me in public, it’s AI.

4 days ago

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66 shares on WeChat this month:

We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

26 shares on Discord this month:

I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

34 shares on WeChat this month:

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

50 shares on Instagram this month:

I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

96 shares on Slack this month:

Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

28 shares on Instagram this month:

My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

54 shares on Reddit this month:

I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

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Studies show that sleepwalking has decreased among Americans over the last 10 years. Typical lazy Americans.

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My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

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Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

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My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

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They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

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Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

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Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

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Spotted on Messenger:

People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

Making waves on WeChat:

Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

Shared recently on WeChat:

My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

Spotted on WhatsApp:

There’s nothing I hate more than being comfy in bed and suddenly needing to pee.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

Just landed via Discord:

The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

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Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

If you see me in public, it’s AI.

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