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"Looks like someone went from fergalicious to fergusting real quick! 🤢 Maybe a little ferga-recharging is in order! 💁‍♂️ #NotFeelingFergaliciousToday"

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Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

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Talents: eating!

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So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

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I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

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Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

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You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

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82 shares on TikTok this month:

Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

91 shares on WeChat this month:

Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

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Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

59 shares on Twitch this month:

Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

76 shares on TikTok this month:

No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

23 shares on Snapchat this month:

Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

96 shares on WeChat this month:

My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

80 shares on Telegram this month:

The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

88 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

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I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

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There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

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Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one.

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Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

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The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

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Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

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If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

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I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

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Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

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Pouring an ice-cold glass of anxiety.

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Seen just now on TikTok:

Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

Live now on WhatsApp:

“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

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Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

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Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Y’all shivering in this cold cause them Shein jackets made outta paper towels.

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Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

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Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

Seen just now on Discord:

Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

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My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

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I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

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Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

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