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"Looks like someone went from fergalicious to fergusting real quick! 🤢 Maybe a little ferga-recharging is in order! 💁‍♂️ #NotFeelingFergaliciousToday"

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Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

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Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

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How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

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Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

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I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

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I will marry a tall, masculine, lovey-dovey man who can’t breathe when I ignore his existence.

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67 shares on YouTube this month:

Asking my landlord if he has any Cyber Monday deals.

51 shares on TikTok this month:

70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

57 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

17 shares on YouTube this month:

If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

99 shares on WeChat this month:

If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

“Your boos mean nothing to me. I’ve seen what you cheer.” Is a goated doctrine. If Rick and Morty gave us anything, it gave us that.

70 shares on Slack this month:

Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

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Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

I don’t know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

“Fries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

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Shared recently on WeChat:

Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

Trending via Twitch:

I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

Spotted on WeChat:

Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

Shared recently on Messenger:

The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

Going viral on YouTube:

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

Spotted on Twitch:

My laundry is done, but I don’t even want it anymore. The washing machine can keep it.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

Just shared via Reddit:

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

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Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

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Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

I will marry a tall, masculine, lovey-dovey man who can’t breathe when I ignore his existence.

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