Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

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I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

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You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

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Please pray for my daughter, who had to empty the dishwasher when she “just did this yesterday and she’s tired.”

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Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

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“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

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Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

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Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

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All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

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How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs.

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My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.