Witty quote about procrastination and skipping early departures, designed to make you smile.

Not going is the new leaving early.

Commentary:
"Ah, the art of ghosting social events without actually ghosting… Not going is the new leaving early ๐Ÿ•’๐Ÿ‘ป. Why make a grand exit when you can simply make a stealthy non-entrance? ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ #MasterOfAvoidance"