Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid. Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Well, who needs alcohol for a little dose of stupidity anyway? Some of us are naturally gifted in that department!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying). Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions. Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret. The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”. I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.
