Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid. Posted onMar 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Well, who needs alcohol for a little dose of stupidity anyway? Some of us are naturally gifted in that department!" Related funny posts 🤝 Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions. If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out? If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am. Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway. Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.