Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oh no, someone please lock the door! 🚪😂🔒 Related funny posts 😂 You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD. I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked. My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push. Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.