15 funny upset quotes - Wordgag

Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

May 21, 2026

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

May 20, 2026

When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

May 19, 2026

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever watched the teams you hate be first-round exits?

Apr 1, 2026

Before you beef with me, just know I’m deeply malicious to my core once upset.

Apr 1, 2026

Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.

Apr 1, 2026

Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

Mar 31, 2026

Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

Mar 31, 2026

I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

Mar 31, 2026

Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

Mar 31, 2026

Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

Mar 31, 2026

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

Mar 30, 2026

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

Mar 29, 2026

Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

Mar 27, 2026

If rich people aren’t upset after an election, then we have failed.

Mar 26, 2026