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"Apparently, mastering the Macarena doesn't come with a generous reward, unless you count confusing everyone at weddings as a valuable life skill 🕺🎶💃 #MacarenaFail"

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“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

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Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

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Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

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“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

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Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

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All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

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2 months ago

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57 shares on LinkedIn this month:

We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

37 shares on TikTok this month:

Since it’s impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

52 shares on Facebook this month:

My favorite color is money.

49 shares on WeChat this month:

Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

36 shares on Facebook this month:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

42 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

14 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

74 shares on YouTube this month:

Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

87 shares on X this month:

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

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If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

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A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

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Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

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Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

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Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

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Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

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I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

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I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

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Freshly posted on Threads:

I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

Live now on Discord:

Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

Making waves on Reddit:

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

Breaking via TikTok:

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

Live now on Reddit:

One man’s worst nightmare (me) is another man’s peace (also me).

Just landed via X:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

Making waves on Slack:

Santa went woke and gave me a small solar panel instead of coal.

Seen just now on Threads:

Cheesecake dislikers are attention seekers.

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The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

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Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

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“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

“What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

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