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People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

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You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

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When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

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Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

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Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

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Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

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“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

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You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

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I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

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It’s a beautiful day to ignore your existing problems and create new ones.

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It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

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I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

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I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

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Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

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“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

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Just came back from my walk, and I was right about everything.

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No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

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I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

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My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

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Waiting in the grocery store parking lot for the rotisserie chickens to be ready. The thrill of the hunt.

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Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

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I didn’t forget about you; my algorithm did.

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My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

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As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

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The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

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