Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

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I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

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Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

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I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

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I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

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Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

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If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?