Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

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A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

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I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

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I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

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Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

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People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

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I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

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True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

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Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

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I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

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Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.