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When the cost of living hits you like a rent invoice even Jesus couldn’t cover 🏦💸😅
37 Funny paid quotes
University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.
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Paying tuition just for my bookshelf to get more friends 📚🤓💸
Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.
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That's one expensive starvation sauna 😂💸📉
Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.
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Living that luxury lifestyle where my couch and stovetop become my guest rooms! 🛋️🍳🏰
How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?
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Sign me up for the email-writing Olympics, where caffeine, pajamas, and strategic emoji use are my secret weapons! 😂💻☕📧
Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.
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When life gives you billionaires, make lemonade… and charge them $10 for it! 💼🍋💸
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce.
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When life gives you lemons, hire a good lawyer and buy a piña colada 🌴😂💸
Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.
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If being a sweetheart paid the bills, I'd be lounging in a heart-shaped mansion by now! 💖💸
I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.
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I'm still waiting for that raise from my inner HR department! 😂💼💸
I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.
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"I'd be a serious 'page earner' with that gig! 📚💸😂"