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I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

Funny Quotes November 7, 2024

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

Funny Quotes November 7, 2024

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

Funny Quotes November 7, 2024

I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

Funny Quotes November 7, 2024

Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

Funny Quotes November 7, 2024

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

Funny Quotes November 7, 2024

At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

Funny Quotes November 7, 2024

I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

Funny Quotes November 7, 2024

Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

Funny Quotes November 7, 2024

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Funny Quotes November 7, 2024