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Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

I, unfortunately, was born without any interest in Avatar.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Imagine being social on social media.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Dec 31, 2025

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Broadcasted on Messenger:

It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I hate when the lotion bottle pump squirts the hardened remains of its mucus plug into the palm of your hand.

Going viral on Messenger:

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

Just shared via Twitch:

Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

Trending via Telegram:

The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

Just landed via X:

I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

Just landed via YouTube:

Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

Making waves on X:

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

Making waves on X:

I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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"Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat… Well, that's a rat-her ambitious challenge! 🐀😆 It's like saying you love the ocean and being asked to name every fish. Quite the task, but hey, every rat deserves their moment of fame, right? 🌆😂"

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Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

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2 months ago

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How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

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2 months ago

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You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

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5 months ago

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Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

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2 months ago

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The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful.

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2 months ago

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I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

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2 months ago

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20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

People should come with warning labels.

16 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

69 shares on X this month:

People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

30 shares on Threads this month:

The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

20 shares on X this month:

I love hard, but I stupid harder.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

51 shares on TikTok this month:

I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and don’t worry about it.

30 shares on Discord this month:

You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

58 shares on Instagram this month:

Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

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90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

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Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

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This post is invisible, and only heathens can see it.

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Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

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Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

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Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

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Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

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Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Funny Quotes Topics

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Dec 31, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Instagram:

If you’re reading this, drink some water. You’re not a cactus.

Trending via Discord:

Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

Shared recently on Slack:

The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

Breaking via Twitch:

I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

Just landed via Reddit:

The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

Live now on Twitch:

If you love someone be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise be brave enough to watch them dating someone else.

Live now on Telegram:

Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

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