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Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

Commentary:
"Looks like your relationship is really working up a sweat! 🏋️‍♂️ Just make sure she doesn't start hoarding protein shakes in your pantry 🥤💪 #FitCoupleGoals"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged fitness, girlfriend, gym, humor, irony, joke, rat, relationship on May 23, 2026 by slickboy.

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