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Why do I feel like that rat has its life more together than I do? 🍕🐀🏆
Funny rat quotes
If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.
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The highest form of bromance: sharing pizza crumbs and a 6 train. 🍕🐀🚇
Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?
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Can't blame the guy for having high standards… or just not wanting furry sous chefs! 🐀👨🍳🤣
I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.
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Looks like someone's love life took a turn for the cheesy! Who knew that a rat could steal not just your crumbs, but also your heart?
Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?
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"Haha, those beavers really know how to make a splash in the construction industry! 🌊🦫 Maybe the little rats are just trying to keep up with the latest trends in civil engineering, you know? 💼🔧 Who needs a hard hat when you've got a tiny rodent-sized hivis vest? 🐀👷♂️ Wishing them good luck with their miniature dams and waterworks! 🛠️🌲
Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.
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"Looks like your relationship is really working up a sweat! 🏋️♂️ Just make sure she doesn't start hoarding protein shakes in your pantry 🥤💪 #FitCoupleGoals"
Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.
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"Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat… Well, that's a rat-her ambitious challenge! 🐀😆 It's like saying you love the ocean and being asked to name every fish. Quite the task, but hey, every rat deserves their moment of fame, right? 🌆😂"