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When your Uber ride gives you more jet-setting vibes than a regular cab ride, but without the complimentary peanuts ✈️😂🚗
Funny NYC quotes
The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.
Commentary:
Sounds like living in a beauty pageant with constant plot twists! 👀👗🏙️
Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.
Commentary:
"Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat… Well, that's a rat-her ambitious challenge! 🐀😆 It's like saying you love the ocean and being asked to name every fish. Quite the task, but hey, every rat deserves their moment of fame, right? 🌆😂"
Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?
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"Who knew urine could be so selective about its city preferences? 🤔 Maybe next time someone complains about NYC's smell, we should all remind them about this potential missed opportunity for their pee to embrace the Big Apple charm! 🍎🌆😂"
People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.
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That’s like saying “Let’s hang out” and then disappearing into the void. 😂🗽🌆
My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.
Commentary:
Sounds like a thrilling adventure simulator with a Broadway bonus! 🎭🗽🔪