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Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

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You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

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Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

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Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

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When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

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Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

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I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.