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  • It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.
  • Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.
  • I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.
  • I’ve started dating myself exclusively but it’s not working out.
  • Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.
  • Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”