💾 Save Image Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life. 2 hours ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Apparently, my role as 'Expert Procrastinator' didn't quite make the cut! 🎭🚫 No nomination, no speech, just another day in the 'Best Supporting Sighs' category of life! 😅🏆 #OscarSnubbed" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby. I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today. If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning. Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: acting, again, awards, drama, humor, i, life, morning, nomination, once, Oscar, performance, self-deprecation