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112 Funny once quotes

Funny once quotes 😂 are like little nuggets of humor that catch you off guard and leave you chuckling! From unexpected wisdom to silly observations, these one-liners are perfect for brightening your day 🌟. Whether you’re sharing them at a party or scrolling through a dreary Monday, they promise to deliver a hearty laugh 🥳. Dive into the world of hilarity and discover why these quotes are the ultimate mood boosters! 😄

I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’ve either reached enlightenment or you’re just a little unhinged.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Just once, I’d like to experience the confidence of a goose walking directly into traffic.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

The fact that I exist irritates me at least once a day.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Before you beef with me, just know I’m deeply malicious to my core once upset.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I’ve been alive my whole life, and not once have I seen a commercial for Chinese food.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

It really cannot be overstated how many of your problems disappear once you have a beautiful woman who is in love with you.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Kids these days are soft. I’m pretty sure I died once when I was 7, and my mom made me walk it off.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I don’t need a maid. I just need someone to tell me once a week that they’re coming to visit, and I’ll panic-clean my entire house in less than an hour.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

Posted onMay 29, 2026

No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

For a guy supposedly called my “brother,” I’ve never seen him make broth even once.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

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