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Why can't dinner just cook itself while we binge-watch our decision-making skills fly out the window? 🍕🤔🍿
112 Funny once quotes
Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.
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Batman really mastered the art of time travel fashion! 🕰️🦇🕶️
Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’ve either reached enlightenment or you’re just a little unhinged.
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Finding humor in chaos: achieving zen or just embracing your inner wackadoodle 🤪🧘♂️😂
The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?
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Trying to figure this out… Does switching to "trisexual" require a calendar app? 📅😂
I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.
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Sounds like single sign-on needs a caffeine upgrade! ☕🔑😅
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
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Looks like the computer found its match in the ring—turns out even AI can't handle a well-placed roundhouse kick! 🤖🥊🤣
Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.
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Embracing the awkward one crazy outfit at a time! 🤪🎩👗
I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.
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Ah, the sweet sound of someone else's freedom as my background music while I draft another email 🤣💼✨
Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.
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Laughing through life like it's my cardio workout 😂💪
“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?
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Normalize laughing at ourselves for not being normal! 😆🤷♂️