One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppOne day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it. I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight. Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions. Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.
