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"Ah, the eternal struggle between ambition and practicality. Who needs grandiose dreams when you can master the art of eating without making a mess? Baby steps towards greatness, my friend, baby steps."

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Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

6 days ago

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Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

1 week ago

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

3 weeks ago

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I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

1 week ago

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You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

3 weeks ago

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You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

3 weeks ago

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72 shares on Telegram this month:

Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

11 shares on Snapchat this month:

Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

79 shares on X this month:

Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

37 shares on YouTube this month:

Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

27 shares on Instagram this month:

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

99 shares on X this month:

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

64 shares on X this month:

Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

31 shares on Twitch this month:

Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

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Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Santa’s elves listen to wrap music.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

Been getting really into nothing.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

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Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

Just landed via YouTube:

Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

Spotted on WhatsApp:

My back and I are definitely not the same age.

Making waves on Snapchat:

British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

Going viral on YouTube:

The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.

Trending via Threads:

Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

Breaking via Slack:

Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

Seen just now on Threads:

Beds are always the coziest when it’s time to get up and you don’t want to.

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One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

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Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

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