Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When your wallet's doing more meditating than you are! 😅💸🧘♂️" Related funny posts 🤝 Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished. I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless. There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck. Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now. Dear wallet, please get pregnant.