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This logic checks out, right? Math was never my strong suit! 🍻🤔🤣
37 Funny amazing quotes
It’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back.
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They must have secret GPS powered by stilettos! 👠📍😂
It’s amazing how much you can accomplish around the house under the threat of someone coming over.
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Never underestimate the cleaning power of "They're 10 minutes away!" 🧹🏃♂️✨
Apple TV might be money laundering. They make amazing, expensive shows, and don’t tell nobody about them.
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Sounds like Apple TV is running a secret society of shows 🍏📺✨ Maybe you need to know the secret handshake to get a subscription! 🤔🕵️♂️
Block you? My life’s amazing, you’ve got to see this.
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Sounds like front-row tickets to the drama show of the year! 🍿🎭📱
As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…
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Who knew I'd be trading clubbing for birding? At least these 'night owls' are quiet! 🦉👀😂
Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.
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Sounds like my wallet after a shopping spree! 💸💉😂
One day you’ll meet that amazing person who just gets you, and they won’t text you back either.
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Finally, someone who understands my texting style! 😂📵✨
It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.
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Just found out my productivity is powered by the panic of unexpected guests! 😅🧹🏃♀️
The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.
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Why does my brain play hide and seek whenever I'm trying to impress someone? 🤔🤦♂️💡