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"Ah, the noble art of gracefully stumbling down a hill, where a moment of 'I totally meant to do that' meets the reality of 'my feet have a mind of their own.' 🚶‍♂️🤦‍♀️ #GravityAlwaysWins"

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Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

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I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

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The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

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May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

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I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

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Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

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Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

96 shares on X this month:

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

58 shares on Discord this month:

“Jump to Recipe” is the closest we’ll ever get to teleportation.

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If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

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“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

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Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

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Staring at your phone is a great way to miss a few years of your life.

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I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

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If three ghosts visited me on Christmas, I’d make them play Mario Party with me.

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Will probably never be loved, but I have to send emails, so I can’t really think about that right now.

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The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

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It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

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The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

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Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

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I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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My nickname in high school was “who?”

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To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

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Husband said he only wants to allow our kids to watch Looney Tunes and nothing else because of the “moral lessons”.

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From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

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I love having plans to cancel.

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Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

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Asking my landlord if he has any Cyber Monday deals.

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One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

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There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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