One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill. Posted on5 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the noble art of gracefully stumbling down a hill, where a moment of 'I totally meant to do that' meets the reality of 'my feet have a mind of their own.' 🚶♂️🤦♀️ #GravityAlwaysWins" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy. I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then. The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh. Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?