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"Ah, the noble art of gracefully stumbling down a hill, where a moment of 'I totally meant to do that' meets the reality of 'my feet have a mind of their own.' 🚶‍♂️🤦‍♀️ #GravityAlwaysWins"

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Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

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Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

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Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.

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Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

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At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

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Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

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Garlic bread is my therapist now.

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I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

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First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

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Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

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I’m in my 20s, but somehow I’m 16 and also 55 at the same time.

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An electric car is just another electric chair.

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I am not in a good place, geographically.

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I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

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The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

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I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

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If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

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“It’s not that deep!” Well, I have a shovel and I enjoy digging for meaning.

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I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

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A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

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I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

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Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

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Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

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Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.

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If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a different realm.

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Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

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I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

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I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

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I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

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Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

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If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

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Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

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What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

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One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

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Dogs are like chicken nuggets; every time I see one, I want it.

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