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Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

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One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

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I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

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There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

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β€œCareful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

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I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

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I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

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I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

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Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

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I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

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Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

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A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

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Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

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I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

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I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

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Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

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Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

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β€œI read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

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A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

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I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

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Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

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If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

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Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

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Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

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Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

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Trending via Instagram:

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

Going viral on Facebook:

And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

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Anti-capitalism is just code for β€œI don’t know how anything works.”

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What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

Going viral on Threads:

You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

Going viral on TikTok:

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

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Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

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