You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

Commentary:
"Remember, when playing the online shopping game, speed is key! πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨ Otherwise, your neighbor might beat you to the prize! πŸŽπŸ˜‚ #RaceToTheDoorstep"