One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool. Commentary:"When you're naturally a walking comedy show 🤪🍹 Why wait for happy hour when you're a full-time entertainer, right?! 😆 #LivingMyBestLife" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again. April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool. My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool. People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act. Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.