People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act.

Commentary:
Well, if that’s not the performance of a lifetime, then I don’t know what is! 🎭😏 Who needs an Oscar when you can effortlessly give off the “couldn’t care less” vibe without even trying? Keep doing you, drama queen! 💁‍♂️🤷‍♀️

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