Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"At least he won't need a hearing aid yet! πΆπ€π΄π€£" Related funny posts π€ You know youβre getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles. My nickname in high school was βwho?β When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’ I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear. My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.