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A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

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How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

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Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

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Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

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Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

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My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

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Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

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Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

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Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

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God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

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Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

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Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

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We’ve got a shituation here.

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If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

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Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

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My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

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Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

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In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

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Delightful if true: booby trap.

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My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

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I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

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Things I hate about group work: The group.

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Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

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There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

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There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

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I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

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I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

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If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

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Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

Going viral on Slack:

Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

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My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

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To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

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My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

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If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

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I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

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Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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