Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.