Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the… Commentary:"Just your friendly neighborhood doorbell enthusiast, spreading joy one *ding* at a time! 🚪🔔😄" Related Funny Posts 🤝 It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven. I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar. I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up. ‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home. My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.
