Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Just your friendly neighborhood doorbell enthusiast, spreading joy one *ding* at a time! 🚪🔔😄" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven. When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home. My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door. My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door. If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.
