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The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

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All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

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Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

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Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

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Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

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I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

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I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

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Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

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I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.