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When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

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At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

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The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

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Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

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Being awake is the worst.

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I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

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Dear Santa, Money!

19 shares on Snapchat this month:

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

37 shares on Instagram this month:

Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

32 shares on Pinterest this month:

Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

34 shares on Slack this month:

What no one ever considers is that the kids are pretending to believe in Santa for the sake of the parents.

83 shares on TikTok this month:

Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

88 shares on Instagram this month:

Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

28 shares on WeChat this month:

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

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I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

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Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

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I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

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Let me help you turn that software into hardware.

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This year felt like being awake during surgery.

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I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

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Being an adult feels like, “If I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay,” but it’s every damn week.

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I don’t care if I’m standing in the window, if I said I ain’t home, I ain’t home.

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One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

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You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

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Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

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Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

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Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

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Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

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Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

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In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

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Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

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Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

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Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

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When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

Being awake is the worst.

I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

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