Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away! Posted onMay 14, 2024May 14, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppPatience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts? I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting. Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead. I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience. I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.