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36 shares on Messenger this month:

Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

94 shares on WeChat this month:

Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

28 shares on Instagram this month:

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

56 shares on X this month:

God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

My worst fear is dating someone who loves their ex like my exes love me.

90 shares on YouTube this month:

Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

47 shares on Messenger this month:

Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian.

89 shares on Slack this month:

Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

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“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

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If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

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Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

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No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

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My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

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Every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer-causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a Microsoft Excel sheet.

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I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

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I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

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Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

Seen just now on Reddit:

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Seen just now on Telegram:

This year has gone by so quick. Christmas is basically tomorrow.

Just landed via Discord:

What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

Spotted on Messenger:

I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

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I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

Live now on Pinterest:

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

Live now on LinkedIn:

We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

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Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. Welcome to: the chair.

Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

Keep the laugh going 😂

I appreciate all clouds. Fluffy, non-fluffy… it’s how Bob Ross would’ve wanted it.

My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. Welcome to: the chair.

Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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