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Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

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Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

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Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

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I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

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I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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Genuinely, why does the logo of every AI chatbot look like a butthole?

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Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

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Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

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My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

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Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

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You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

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Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

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It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

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This alien invasion could have been an email.

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Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

40 shares on Instagram this month:

Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

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Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

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They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

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Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

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Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

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Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

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Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

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I’m at an age where I don’t have to go anywhere and I still have jet lag.

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It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

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Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

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I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

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Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

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Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

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I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

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With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

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The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

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I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

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You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

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Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

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Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

Genuinely, why does the logo of every AI chatbot look like a butthole?

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