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Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

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No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

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“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

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The first bowl of cereal makes you want a second, but the second makes you wish you stopped at the first.

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The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

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If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

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So, if you are too tired to speak, sit next to me, because I am fluent in silence.

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Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

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And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.