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If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

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Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

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Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

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Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

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Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

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Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

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Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

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If I was a stray cat, I’d follow you home and let you domesticate me.

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Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

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My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

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Don't be a criminal in the grammar world! Remember folks, punctuate or face the consequences – a never-ending sentence!

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Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

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You can’t ’48 Laws of Power’ me.

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My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

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I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

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Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

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And are the people who find you “hilarious” in the room with us now?

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How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

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Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

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If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

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In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

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When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

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Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

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The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

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Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

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“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

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My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

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Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

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If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

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Twitter is my serious account, the funny one is my bank account.

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Sobriety: because my standards got tired of lowering themselves.

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I celebrate 4/20 on 1/5 because I know how to reduce fractions.

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I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

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I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

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People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

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I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

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People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

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I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

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