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You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

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Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.

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Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

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They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

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My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

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What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

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My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

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How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

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If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

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Never trust a wet fart.

Making waves on Reddit:

Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

Live now on Messenger:

Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

Spotted on TikTok:

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

Just shared via Telegram:

My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries.

Just shared via YouTube:

Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan.

Spotted on Instagram:

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

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Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

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Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

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Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

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That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

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Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

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Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

41 shares on Threads this month:

Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

62 shares on X this month:

They should invent a good thing that happens.

10 shares on Discord this month:

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

72 shares on Threads this month:

First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

59 shares on Reddit this month:

I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

45 shares on Threads this month:

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

98 shares on Snapchat this month:

Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

66 shares on Slack this month:

If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

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Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

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Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

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Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

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Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

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Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

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The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

How many filters does it take before it’s technically a painting?

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Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.

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“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

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Live now on WeChat:

Corporate life requires an ass-licking skill set I simply wasn’t born with.

Live now on Threads:

The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

Just landed via Reddit:

You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

Seen just now on YouTube:

God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

Seen just now on Discord:

The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

Going viral on Instagram:

What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.

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Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

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That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

Police cars should play ice cream truck music when they’re pulling you over for something minor.

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