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  • I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.
  • Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?
  • Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.
  • I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.
  • Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.
  • I could win awards for having a bad memory. In fact, I probably did. How would I know.