Commentary:
"Banana costume owners: always ready to peel out and make a fruity fashion statement, no matter the occasion 
#bananagoals"
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Who knew memory loss could be so dis-Dre-ssing! Keep the chronic memories alive, folks! 
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#RelationshipGoals"
So remember, it's all fun and games until someone turns up the heat or cranks the AC! 
Lesson learned: When life keeps throwing shade, just throw some sunglasses on and wink back 
#StillLearningButStylish
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#ValentinesDayGoneWrong"
Must be nice skipping meals while the rest of us are over here planning our next snack attack! 
Who needs love when you can have a bunk buddy, am I right? 
Just make sure to keep those prison phone calls to a minimum! 
#CellMateGoals
Maybe I should start using handcuffs instead of just tying knots in the relationship 
#LostInAdulthood"