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"Ah, the eternal struggle between the know-it-alls and the actual know-it-alls. It's like a never-ending battle of wits, with one side armed with arrogance and the other with actual knowledge. Let the eye-rolling commence!"

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Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

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I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

3 months ago

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I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

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Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

2 months ago

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I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

4 months ago

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After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

2 months ago

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Source? It was revealed to me on a walk.

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If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

88 shares on Pinterest this month:

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

41 shares on YouTube this month:

“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

19 shares on Messenger this month:

Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

14 shares on YouTube this month:

What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

88 shares on Twitch this month:

First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

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Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

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Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

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Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

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Playing dead when a cop pulls me over.

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Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

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A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

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Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.

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Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

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I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

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Trending via YouTube:

The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

Trending via Reddit:

I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

Spotted on Reddit:

People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

Just shared via Instagram:

“I’m not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.”

Shared recently on Slack:

Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

Making waves on Twitch:

I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

Just shared via Facebook:

It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

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Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

I be butt naked, texting people, and they’ll never know.

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