Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle. Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the classic go-big-or-go-home approach to finances! It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them… or if they end up with more lottery tickets than sense!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here. People are like lottery tickets, most of them are losers. Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time. Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something. I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.
