People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

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Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

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I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”

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Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

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I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

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Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

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There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

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I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

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An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

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I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

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My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.