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- You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.
- For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.
- I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.
- Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.
- I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23
