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A long time ago, being crazy meant something. Nowadays, everybody is crazy.

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You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

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Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

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Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

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I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

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It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

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Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

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I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

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People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

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That moment when you’re reading but realize you forgot to understand.

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I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.

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Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

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There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

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I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

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If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

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Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

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All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

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Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

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Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

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The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped.

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Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

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Christmas is coming and you’re not.

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How did we decide to go with cockpit?

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Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

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Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

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If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

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As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

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Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

That moment when you’re reading but realize you forgot to understand.

I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

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People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

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“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

So far, every Miss Universe winner has been from Earth.

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Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.

One thing I will never understand about adulthood is how I’m supposed to make appointments if I work full time and every place closes at 6 p.m.

November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

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I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

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