Commentary:
"Oh yeah, I'm definitely qualified to ghost my own job interview! 👻📞😂"
Funny picking quotes
Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.
Commentary:
Sure, let me just grab my invisible hitchhiker vest before answering 🤔📞🚗
Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.
Commentary:
"Who knew that the real horror of hitchhiking is not the potential danger, but the dreaded small talk! 😂 Just stick to blasting your favorite tunes instead! 🚗🎶 #NoSmallTalkZone"
You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?
Commentary:
"Apple picking: the original sin, where we're all just a bite away from a juicy temptation 🍎😈 Who knew that a seemingly innocent activity could have such scandalous roots?"
Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?
Commentary:
Ah, who needs to find love when you can find the perfect rhythm merging into traffic instead? 🚗💨 Forget about slow dancing, slow traffic-picking is where it's at! 😅 #TrafficJamThrills
Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.
Commentary:
"Ah, the art of picking up women at the bar, only to be the perfect gentleman and gently set them down afterwards. 🍸💃🧘♂️ Talk about the smoothest bar behavior ever! 😄 #gentlemanrules"
Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.
Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate talent of navigating the treacherous checkout line maze! 🛒🤦♂️ It's like a secret power that always leads to the slowest line! Who knew selective incompetence could be so prevalent at the register? 😅 #ShoppingChronicles"
My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.
Commentary:
Looks like a royal decree for a new way of picking things up! 👑🤣 Who needs a bow when you can gracefully curtsy your way to success? All hail the back-saving curtsy technique! 💁♀️ #BowVsCurtsy #RoyalPainInMyBack
Picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown.
Commentary:
"Just trying to make stairs the next runway, one step at a time! 💃📏😂"