Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess there are some real flying limits! 😂✈️ #SkyHighExpectations" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?” Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.” I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”. Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles. Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.