Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess there are some real flying limits! ๐โ๏ธ #SkyHighExpectations" Related Funny Posts ๐ค Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.” I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?” All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy. You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”. Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.