Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.” Posted onMay 26, 2024May 26, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppPlants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 ‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night. When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants, so it’s illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips! Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants. I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.