Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.
  • Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.
  • I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.
  • Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?
  • I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.
  • Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.