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Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

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Plants be like: "Photosynthesis? More like photOOPSynthesis, gotta watch my figure 🌿🥗"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged food, humor, joke, light, lunch, nature, plant, plants, wit on Nov 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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