Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Show those leafy freeloaders who's boss! π₯πͺπΏπ" Related funny posts π€ One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. AirPods are hungry for earwax. It’s your job to feed them. Imagine hating me, and Iβm just over here talking baby talk to my plants. Itβs called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it. Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.