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I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

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I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.

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I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

33 shares on Pinterest this month:

My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

72 shares on Messenger this month:

Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

25 shares on TikTok this month:

My big 3? Yapping, napping & snacking!

27 shares on WeChat this month:

I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way.

28 shares on WeChat this month:

Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

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Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

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Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

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No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

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I miss when 1K was a lot of money.

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Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.

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Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

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Whoever named rice cakes is probably also responsible for Paris, Texas.

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Phones are wild… we really just sit around tapping glass all day.

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Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

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I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

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My diet was going really well until I woke up.

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The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

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My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

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Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

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You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

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If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

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Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

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I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

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I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

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I love when certain people post their dating app convos, and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like.

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Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

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Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.

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