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55 shares on Facebook this month:

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

23 shares on TikTok this month:

If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

35 shares on Telegram this month:

Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

43 shares on Messenger this month:

What is it called when you were overthinking, and it turns out you were right?

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

81 shares on Twitch this month:

Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

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Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

55 shares on Slack this month:

I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

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It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

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Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

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Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

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As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

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You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

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Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

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Even at my most powerful, I’m still a little sleepy.

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Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

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It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

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Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

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The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

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Tinder, but for nearby people that have a printer you can use.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

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Banks should have a gold bar that you can go in and touch when you feel poor.

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From a very young age, I knew that everyone was wrong and I was right.

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Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

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Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

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The more secure you want my computer password to be, the more guaranteed I am to just write it on a very not secure post-it note.

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I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

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Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…

Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

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Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

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“I’m doing better than my parents at my age. They had, like, no followers.”

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…

Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

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