Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I need to eat healthier but donuts exist.
  • As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.
  • They should invent a rest for the wicked.
  • Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.
  • The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
  • I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.