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Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

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Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

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Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

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Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

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Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

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Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

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Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

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I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

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Breaking via Threads:

I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

Making waves on WeChat:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

Just landed via TikTok:

Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

Reported on Pinterest:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

Live now on WeChat:

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

Spotted on Facebook:

“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

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AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

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Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

Social Media Log 💫

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I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

Going viral on Twitch:

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Trending via YouTube:

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

Just landed via X:

Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

Trending via Discord:

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

Going viral on Snapchat:

I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

Going viral on Reddit:

I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

Live now on Snapchat:

My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

Shared recently on Discord:

The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

Spotted on Slack:

The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

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