AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

Commentary:
“Staying at an AirBnB is like embarking on a thrilling adventure where the main attraction is deciphering the binder of rules left by your friendly neighborhood stranger 🏠💸 Just when you thought you were renting a room, turns out you signed up for a crash course in rule compliance! Who needs amusement parks when you’ve got an AirBnB experience waiting to bamboozle you 😂 #BinderOfFun #StrictlyAirBnB”

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